Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
there was a trapeze. enough said
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I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Text me some of your sweat
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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