Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
the liver wants what the liver wants
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize