Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
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Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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