id be glad to
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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