I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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