Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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