sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
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What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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