so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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