I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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nutella sex= disaster
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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