You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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