bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
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Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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