He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
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Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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