quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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