Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so that wasnt chicken after all
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
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So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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