yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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