That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize