I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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