HIV tests are more positive than that guy
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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this is an emotional support booty call
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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