Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
In other news, I just burned my penis
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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