What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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