Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
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We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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