I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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