am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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