I think I won the penis lottery.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
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so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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