My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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