Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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