we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
There are leaves in my underwear?
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