spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
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You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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