So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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