HIV tests are more positive than that guy
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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