do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
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Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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