oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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