I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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