gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
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How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
You ate ashes out of my bong
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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