accomplished twins. life is a go
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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