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My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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