I'm so fucking centered right now
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
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Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
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Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
You ate ashes out of my bong
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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