Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
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So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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