Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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