Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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