Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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