Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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