i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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