the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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