There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
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Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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