I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
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She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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