I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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