cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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