piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
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obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
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I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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