Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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