let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
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i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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